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[Lemonade and brownies, Bitch.]
-Fresh like Wonderbread-
Created on 2004-05-02 22:17:41 (#3028478), last updated 2009-11-29
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Basic Info| Name: | Joshua: Evil Cult Leader. |
|---|---|
| Birthdate: | 01-26 |
| Location: | Clearwater, Florida, United States |
| Website: | I steal things off of the internet. |
Contact:
theomonk@gmail.com Bio
Statistics:: 29 years old. Male. Caucasian. Married with children. I like the nightlife, I gots to boogie. I draw/ paint/ write/ create/ produce/ play/ beat/ make/ unmake stuff but I’m not pretentious enough to call myself an artist.
And no I’m not really a heroin addict, I just like to pretend I am. Try it sometime, it’s hilarious.
The good:: My BBKF. My offspring. Philosophy. Insulin. Almost all forms of aural pleasure. Laughing at inappropriate things and times. Clonidine. Optimus Prime. Corrective lenses. Strongbad. Diet Coke. Apples. Peter Griffin. Sleep. Wireless internet access. Cartoons. Mind numbing video games. Horror. Toys. Back scratches. BDSM. Stretching. Lost. Getting found. USB thumb drives. MP3’s. Bittorrent. Expensive computer hardware. The Kool-aid man.
The Bad:: Aliens. Sleep deprivation. IBM. Most television. Darkness. Scientology. Cobra Commander. Liars. Metallica now. Fucking spyware. Tingling sensation lubricant. Insects. My broken heater. AAC. Insulin. Good Charlotte. Catheters. Bleeding eyeballs. Mens bathrooms. Male pattern baldness. Wal-mart. AOL. Kazzaa. Emo Music.
The Ugly:: Brittany Spears. Juggalos. MySpace. Pointy boots. The bang bus brothers. Carson Daily. Whitley Strieber. Carnies. My kitchen. Meth. Vivid Video in the 00’s. Disco. Racists. Mrs. Puff. Clowns. My cooking. Fred Durst. Time. The Stileproject.com. Php. Fighting siblings. The Brawny guy. Hobbits. Tom from MySpace.
The Beautiful:: My BBKF. My Offspring. Drier sheets. Apple products. OSX. Allison Hannigan. Red hair. Piercings. DVD+R drives. Insulin. Free thought. The beat in my chest. Magic money. Dita Von Teese. Debbie Gibson. Six hours of sleep. Spanking. Clean socks. Xbox360. Great design. Friends. Family. Caffeine. Hugs. Eight minutes kisses. Remote control. Air conditioning. Heather Graham. Nikki Cox. ...And all of you people.
Everything is changing.
ConnectInterests (65):
alcohol, anime, apple juice, apple sauce, apples, art, being over medicated, bruce campbell, cartoons, cheeze art, computers, corrective lenses, crayons, david bowie, dead superheros, death metal, design, digital art, donnie darko, embarasing myself, family, felix da housecat, forks, html, insulin, making love to pillows, mario, misspelling things, music, naruto, new pillows, new shoes, nintendo worship, norml, oddities, old korn, osx, pantera, paranormal, peaches, photoshop, php, piercing, pimp slapping, piracy, pornography, prcrastination, pretty graphics, punk, rap, reading, rpgs, sacrificing chickens, sarcasam, satan is my bitch, sleeping at work, slipknot, techno, the bastie boys, the evil dead, the master chief, the psp, videogames, wearing only my underwear, writing
External Services:
 | omonk@livejournal.com | |
 | whaxymonk |  |
 | the_omonk | |
 | the_omonk@hotmail.com | LJ Messenger Status: offline |
 | Skype sounds like an STD. ha. | |
 | Mogwai? | |
Schools:
Rogers High School - Toledo, OH (1991 - 1992)Dixie Hollins High School - St. Petersburg, FL (1991 - 1995)
St. Petersburg College - St. Petersburg, FL (1996 - 1997)
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